The Luv2Eat Thai moo-ping sat uneaten as the four top of bros next to me debated which countries would be most likely to win in a covert war.
“Here’s what you don’t understand about Cambodia.”
As they rambled on, ignoring their food and growing more animated ranking army sizes, I thought:
Are men okay?
Where did they get all of this information on stealth warfare tactics?
Someone should really eat that skewer.
How the hell did they suck me into this nonsense?
But then our fried chicken arrived and I successfully blocked out their noise. I’m a naturally oblivious diner, not hearing the couple fight behind me or missing a celebrity crossing through the bar. I get lost in the music if the playlist is good. I enter into a flow state as the food hits the table. I’m wrapped up in conversations with friends. Little else beyond our meal exists for those two hours.
There’s one main exception: Watching people react to food you’re about to eat.
On Tuesday night, I sat in the front corner of Quarter Sheets, closing out a week-long bender of an LA food tour with a friend visiting from New York. We had swung by days before for a slice and some desserts at the standing tables outside. Now we wanted the real thing, placing an order of:
Chicory salad
Peaches and sweet peppers with feta
A Hawaiian bar pie
The red top and Sicilian corner
Cheesecake and the strawberry ice cream sundae
A few minutes later, I watched as the bar pie hit a table directly in my eye line. Two couples started grabbing slices while keeping their conversation going. I was waiting to see how they’d react to their first bites, having never tried this version before. I wanted some insight. Would they freak out with eye-widening excitement? Express disappointed? Immediately dive in for more or leave a bunch of food behind?
And instead I got nothing. They ate, they chatted about other non-food things, they acted like it could have been any replacement-level dish on the table — a method of dining out I don’t really understand, especially with a difficult-to-secure reservation.
There’s a delicate dance to walk here, breaking the fourth wall away from your own table at a restaurant. Here are some rules I abide by:
Okay: Waiting to see how diners at another table react to a special before ordering it yourself.
Not okay: Seeing a dish walk past you and exclaiming, “We have to get that.” Chill.
Okay: Chatting with people at the table directly next to you about their order, assuming there’s been obvious enough eye contact that they’re down to mingle.
Not okay: Pointing at the table across from you where people are actively eating, then asking the waiter what the dish is and if it’s good. Like, I’m at dinner. This ain’t a zoo.
Okay: Leaving your table to go squeeze in with friends if you spot them across the restaurant.
Not okay: Occupying that foreign table for more than 10 minutes.
Okay: Asking your waiter, “What’s in this?” Or “How did they cook this?”
Not okay: Asking the waiter to go back to the kitchen to get you the recipe in full.
Okay: Cajoling the nearby table or bar seatmates into ordering something — especially dessert — if you see them eyeing your plate with curiosity.
That back-and-forth energy is part of what I love about a good restaurant. It’s why catching a group sit through a mostly silent dinner is depressing. I don’t need or want each component to go through a Top-Chef-style judgement. That’s obnoxious. Nothing kills the romance of a good dinner like someone saying the word mouthfeel.
But at a spot where the food is the main appeal, I like to debrief on each course. And I especially like eating with smart, opinionated friends who will drop an animated, finger-pointing — “Yo, that’s bangin’!” — when a dish is a knockout. It’s all part of the experience. If we’re eating together, I wanna know what you think.
Agree with your sentiments! And also tysm for reminding me how much I love the word “cajoling” 💫