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Lorenzo Bongiovanni's avatar

dream team

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Arden Yum's avatar

Obsessed

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Lindsay Paulen's avatar

this was such a good read

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Hailey's avatar

Date was mid, tangerine sorbet was worth it

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Abe's avatar

A pieced clearly aimed at people who have a lot of experience dating in big cities. If you live in Podunk Town and have been on precious few dinner dates this article is a bewildering and somewhat terrifying read. Like you've made your own minds into police states scanning for the slightest infraction. Though I suppose if you've got enough hours in the game it doesn't hurt as much to be kicked to the curb, and everyone's choosier at the buffet. But in Podunk Town dates are scarce; we can't afford to fling someone away for drinking water or evincing insufficient interest in the dessert menu.

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Bryan Jones's avatar

this was FANTASTIC

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Selah's avatar

only misses were ordering something and the outside table points

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